Yeah yeah it has been awhile, suck it.

Eff me it has been too long yet again. I do this to myself every time. I promise I will blog more and then I don't. Want to know why? Because I have a baby that is why. A baby that refuses to sleep! Have you seen the book go the F*ck to sleep? No, well I have and it is my freaking mantra right now. I love my kid. He is cute, he makes amazing funny faces but dammit I like my sleep and cannot for the life of me figure out why he hasn't gotten on that bandwagon too. I silently say it to myself over and over. Go the f*ck to sleep, go the f*ck to SLEEEEEP. I am pretty sure if I even attempted to say this out loud he would give me this face:

                                                         "Momma, I will knock you out!"

For serious though, PLEASE, please go to sleep child. Uuugh I know he can't help it. Devil be damned he is getting teeth. At least two and with my luck probably more. My usually sinfully sweet child has become a raging dragon. So reminiscent of his momma when she is ragging. Yupp. A hormonal beast who will chew you up and spit you out faster than you can blink. I suppose this is karma for being such a raging whoore to my husband at least once a month. The penis brigade is out to get me. Eff my life.

So I guess I am just going to stop promising that I will update you with every time I wipe my kids ass and every new blah blah he blurbs and just suck it up and tell you the truth. I will get to it when my kid finally learns to go the f*ck to sleep. Or better yet when my darling husband learns to wake his ass up from his nap and give me some mommy time. I know he works hard but dammit does he not realize I am a MOM and that job totally trumps whatever he does at his "job." Just kidding dear I love you.

Seriously, though....mommy time? Can I haz it!!?